At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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