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I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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