halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
only you would photoshop your dick
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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