I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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