Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
where are my eyebrows?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Randomize
