yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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