But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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