Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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