do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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