How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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