Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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