Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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