Have you finally orgasmed yet?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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