Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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