I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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