we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
