I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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