how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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