Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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