So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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