the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
This is the high leading the old right now
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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