i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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