I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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