next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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