Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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