His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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