my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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