In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Who did Billy Mays play for?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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