Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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