some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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