What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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