I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
