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Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
either way he was missing a nipple.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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