Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
All the doctor said was why
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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