so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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