brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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