Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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