Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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