look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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