At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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