We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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