White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize