Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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