I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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