oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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