My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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