Im at strip club and am horny
wrigley field is MILF paradise
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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