White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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