Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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