Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
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