I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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