That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
