Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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