doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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