Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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