Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
it was like his penis was on wheels.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
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