Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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