i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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